Christmas is fun.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
So I see a lot of interesting things always being on the road driving to schools. Today I saw one of those box looking cars, I think it's called a Scion possibly, and it was all decorated up with stickers and tacky things that said "Patsy's Passion Parties." I think we all know what a passion party is, but below the name it said, "Yes, there are toys in my box." Now, lets just think about this for a bit. Or not. Because there are so many double meanings going on here it makes me feel dirty. A little too much info Patsy, regardless of which meaning you were going for. The other day I saw a van that said "Billy Graham Emergency Response Vehicle." Now for those of you who live under a sadistic rock, Billy Graham is a well known Christian speaker. This makes me wonder, what kind of "emergency" would require Billy Graham's team to respond to? Perhaps the first moment your son tells you he is gay? Thats more of a catholic thing though, really. A teenage pregnant daughter? Pot found in a coat pocket of a child? I dont know, the van just made me chuckle for a moment. And then I went back to being irratated by all of the drivers around me. Sometimes I do feel kinda bad when I flip someone off while Silent Night is playing in the background of my car though, sometimes. But I am just tickeled that Christmas is almost here. I still get kind of scared at the thought of Santa coming into the house, although not scared enough to beg Jade to sleep with me as she often did, it will probably be nice for her to have a husband to protect her from Santa Claus this year, as it was always her younger sister in the past. That's it for now I suppose, I've got a few Christmas errrands yet to run. I actually mean I am going to have a glass of wine, but I thought Christmas errands sounded better.