Friday, December 7, 2012

The Daily Tay's Best Week Ever

Oh boy, what a week this has been.
It hasn't been the best week for me per say,
but that's okay because as you'll read below it's been one helluva week for everyone
else.

But enough with the small talk, let's jump right in.
Because it's time for another edition of
The Daily Tay's Best Week Ever.


First up I gotta do a shout to a "chick" from my home state.
I'm talking about the "Chick Robs a Bank" girl.
This little gal from Podunk, Nebraska robbed one of my favorite banks this week.
Then she stole a car, stole some drugs, and like any good teen would do,
she quickly made a Youtube video talking all about it.
(With a Greenday song in the background, no less.)
If that's the not the way to become the next Youtube star, I don't know what is.
My bet is she'll be on Ellen by next Tuesday.

Oh my gosh there's so many people having an awesome week I don't even know
who to go to next.
How about...

Kate's Fetus
You guys, I love this baby so much already I can barely handle myself.
If this little kidney bean of an infant so much as farts in Kate's uterus the entire
world is going to go into lockdown.
And I love it. I bloody love it.

Okay this next person isn't technically having a great week this week,
but I have to give her an honorable mention.

I'm talking about 
Jessica Simpson's Timing When Announcing Her Pregnancies.
This girl can't catch a break when it comes to telling the world she's pregnant.
Anybody remember the first time around (like 57 months ago) when she
announced the same day Kim K announced she was divorcing Bruce Humphries Jenner.
And this time around she had to compete with Princess Kate's announcement. 
Poor thing. 
At least she's got that Weight Watchers deal going fo her...

The other thing really representing this week has got to be 
Christmas Tree Photos.

Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, keep em' coming folks!
Your decorations aren't official until you've shared them with strangers.
And don't forget,
every time a tree pic is uploaded, and angel gets its wings.

Speaking of Christmas... My new favorite Christmas song was just released.
Have you heard it yet? I'm talking about
I Think You Might Like It
by John Travolta and Sandra D.

Um... Yeah. It's... it's a video alright.
I won't do this song justice trying to explain it, just watch it below.
Most specifically watch at 1:33-1:38 when the little brother proceeds to hit the shit out of his sisters.

All I can say is it's a good thing Johnny had that chain attached to his pocket 
or his wallet might have fallen out with all of that  "dancing"...

But really, there is one person having the best week ever.
And that's obviously Australian Prime Minister 
Julia Gillard.
She's brave, she's courageous, and we can count on her to lead us through 
the Mayan Apocalypse as she so clearly stated in her speech this week.
If ever there was a leader to stand behind when the Mayans start emerging
from their graves on 12.21.12 to eat the faces of homeless people on the side of the interstate
 it's Julia.

And that's that.
Now go have a great weekend, I know I will.
How could I not though? 
Tori Spelling's newest movie The Mistle Tones airs Sunday night!
If this doesn't have blockbuster written all over it... Well then color me Tori.

Follow along this weekend as I take photos of food and Harlow 
on Instagram @taylorgracewolfe

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14 comments:

  1. ahahahahahaha i laughed so hard when that little boy hit the girl. that video is...terrifying. I mean just plain scary. and I Jessica Simpson, she really can't catch a break, she and the new baby should just go all lindsay lohan on us.

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  2. Lol! I am excited for this Tori Spelling movie you speak of...That photo is priceless. By the way, your tree looks awesome!

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  3. Tori Spelling is like a car accident that I can't stop rubbernecking to watch. Ever since Kellie Martin stabbed her in her cheerleading costume in a riveting 90s Lifetime movie. Singing in a bat-wing sweater and camel-toe-inviting pants? I'm in. DVR set.

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  4. I have absolutely no words for that music video. Just when I was hoping for some Grease love, I hit play and my hopes and dreams got flushed down the drain. What is this world coming to?! The Mayans better hurry up and do their thing

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  5. You owe me 3 minutes of my life back for that video! hahahaha!!!!!

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  6. oh my gosh. is that song real? holy cow.

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  7. omg. "every time a tree pic is uploaded, and angel gets its wings" I just died!! :)

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  8. hahaha I loved this, I literally laughed outloud 10 times probably!! :)

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  9. Jessica Simpson obviously hasn't heard of a back-up birth control method. Dang!

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  10. ugh John T. looks so bad :(( its horrible...and Tori Spelling...

    anyway,

    as always, hilarious :))

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  11. Hilarious! I recently mentioned to one of my colleagues that John Travolta is (allegedly) gay and she died of shock. And I died of shock that she was shocked by it. If that Christmas album cover doesn't scream it, I don't know what does.

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  12. Thank you for introducing me to this video. I had heard about it but hadn't had a chance to see it yet!

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  13. Ugh, that 'chick bank robber' makes me ashamed to say I'm from Nebraska. What is wrong with people?! Aww, and I love Tori Spelling, wish I had cable so I could watch this!

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  14. Sounds like everyone, except that lovely Nebraska gal, is having a wonderful week! :D I have Mistletones set to DVR! I love Tori Spelling!!

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