The Daily Tay's Best Week Ever

Friday, May 31, 2013

And just like that it's already the last day of May.
Breathe summer in right now my friends, because starting June 1st the days will fly by far too fast.
They always do, so take advantage while it's just beginning.

But enough chit chat. I've got a lot to discuss this week given the fact I've slacked for the past two.
Let me just start by saying that for the past two weeks, and most likely for the next five weeks or so,
Amanda Byne's Twitter is having the best week ever.
Every twelve seconds she gets a new follower according to a stat I just made up.
Soon she'll pass Biebs and Gaga, she's just one breakdown short of taking over
Twitter world all together. This is happening.

But now let's move on to more important things, like the official return of
The Daily Tay's Best Week Ever.

Man, what a week this has been. You know what never gets old? Hearing people say,
"I just keep thinking today is Sunday," on Monday of this week.
 I said it at least ten times, usually to just myself. And for that reason,
Monday (for the first time since last Memorial Day)
 was off to a really solid start this week. But don't worry, everyone will be back to hating it in three days. Except for the evenings...

Because thanks to The Bachelorette,
Monday Wine Night With the Gals is back in full force.
Not for me, but for other people I assume.
I wonder if Riesling and Pinot Grigio sales actually spike during Bachelor/Bachelorette seasons.

I don't think I can bring myself to watch Des, I'm just not a huge D Fan.
DES fan. I mean Des fan obviously.
I'll only watch if they bring her brother on as the next Bachelor.

Okay, now this next one really gives me jollies.
Thanks to a website apparently called "Snapchat Leaked," it's rumored that every Snapchat photo
ever sent can be found on this site.
(And you're only feeling guilty right now if you are..)

So Molly Morals is the next person on my list having a great week.
i.e. the girl too nervous to send nudey photos to the boys like all of the other naughty girls were doing thanks to the freedom of Snapchat.
Teenagers everywhere must be freaking out right now.
And Creepy McCreepsters everywhere must be shouting hells yesss!
And I bet guys in their mid twenties must be quite amused that photos of their stool will be on the internet for all to see. I'm assuming...  I'm not a Snapchatter.

Speaking of weird stuff, anybody else see JCPenney's new tea kettle in the news?

And by tea kettle I mean Adolf Hitler.

It's one thing to think the two might look alike, but it's quite another that when the kettle whistles it's rumored that it sounds like it's screaming "CONQUER ALL."
This kettle has gotten so much heat since the billboard went up that JCPenney has taken it off their shelves and removed all advertising.
Luckily, a new billboard has already gone up in its place.
Olsen twins, you may forget, but we never will.

And this list just wouldn't be complete if I didn't end it with the mention of
Arrested Development.

I'm sick of all the negative nellies saying the new season sucks.
Give me the Bluth family any day and I won't complain.
I also happen to think Michael Cera is one of the funniest young comedians out there.

Honorable mention this week goes to Joanna Rohrback from Prancercise.

Please do yourself a favor and watch this video. Take in the music, the scenery, and Joanna herself.
Then freeze it around 3:28 when the music stops but she's still prancing. It's just too good.

And I'm going to call it right there. I've got a big Friday ahead of me.
It's officially festival season here in Chicago, cheers to the weekend!

BOOM this was just my 1,000th post. I almost forgot. I thought balloons would fall or something.
Guess I better celebrate with a bloody. You should do the same.

*Follow along on Instagram @taylorgracewolfe


  1. Also, if you have your iphone jailbroken, you can keep all the Snapchats that have been sent to you!

  2. Hahahaha! I may be a new follower of the Prancercise workout! Too funny

  3. And that is why I never downloaded Snapshot! I knew it was too good to be true. I have friends that have naked pics of a certain SEC QB because they were smart enough to take a pic of his nakedness off of snapshot with another phone. Smart girls!

  4. can i add that her camel toe is also having the best week ever? Just saying.

  5. Who works out in a cardigan? And the first song? And the spanky hand? I'm trying to convince myself this video is just a youtube prank and I'm only 2:00 in.

  6. Prancercise, haha! I hope it's a joke and not really serious. I don't think I could control myself if I saw someone actually doing that :)

  7. I am going to celebrate your 1,000th post my prancersising everywhere I go today :D

  8. Prancercise is killing meeee!! I love your best week evers.

  9. happy 1,000!
    And I agree about all those nellies out there. I am loving the new season. Especially the GOB episode.

  10. camel toe for the win!!! prancercise on into the weekend.

  11. Watched that video and decided that's probably how you should walk your dog - all the time.

  12. Happy 1000th! Joanna reminds me a little of my friend's grandmother. yikes. I've been dying over this video for the last 10 min and now everyone in my office is. Thanks:) Love your best week evers!!

    Festival it up this weekend!

  13. I can't believe I actually watched that whole video! lol What does she say? "punching in your face then in your face?" I can't stop laughing. I love how she gracefully grabbed her ankle weights to place on her wrists. Too funny!
    Yay to you and your 1000th post! Congrats!

  14. happy 1,000th post!!!!! and omg that video is amazing. im sending it out to everyone. also the bluths are the best and i love arrested development. so they can continue drinking haterade and suck it!!!! (im also in 4th grade)

  15. I laughed so hard when I read about the Hitler tea kettle. I don't even know what to say about "prancercising".

    Congratulations on your 1000th post! That's amazing!

  16. Yay for your 1,000th post!

    I also had to go check out the Prancercise website just to see how legit this thing was. I thought it was a

  17. That shout out to Billboard Dad completed my life... possibly still my favorite movie of all time, no shame.

  18. Hahaha THE OLSEN TWINS. Yes, my fave. I can't even with that lady.. what the eff is she doing?! 1000 posts. That is alot. Clearly your humor is having the best week ever since it lasted that long.. or something.

  19. I can't even handle this video. I'm in my pretty silent office trying to hold back the lolz.

  20. JCPenney really just can't get themselves out of the ditch huh? What a mess.

    Amanda's twitter feed makes me have anxiety. And I have never had that in my life.

  21. The kettle doesn't look like Hitler and who are the Olsen

  22. I will be Pracercising all over the beach today!

  23. It's better to be punching into space than in your face???

    What the hell was that??? LMFAO


  24. OH-EM-GEE!!! I posted the prancing lady on my facebook and the gals have gone wild!! Did you look at her website? She advocates a diet close to what a horse would eat... hence "prancersize". HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
    This has literally made my day (and kept me from blogging myself)!

  25. They showed Mrs. Prancer on our news broadcast. Weird.....

  26. I'd bet the sales of wine increase during Bachelor/Bachelorette season as well.. and Des also bugs me. I feel like she's fake or something. I thought I liked her, but I don't.

    And yay for Chicago festivals... jealous doesn't even begin to describe my emotions on that one right now.

  27. oh Olsen twins...congrats on your 1000th post!

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