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Wednesday, September 18, 2013

I am currently trying to eat semi healthy for the week on account of the fact I've been feeling a bit sluggish chubbish lately, so last night I made a healthy dish of bruschetta chicken. It was actually pretty good, but I'm not going to sit here and pretend it was nearly as good as chicken wings or nachos. Because it just wasn't, but if you like to lie to yourself and say nothing tastes as good as thin feels, well then to that I say you're not eating the right stuff.


And then I proceeded to follow that "healthy meal" with a bowl of cereal an hour later, and then a bag of Cinnamon & Sugar pita chips two hours later. If you haven't tried these pita chips, don't. Just save yourself the agony. I love them so much I swear to myself every time I buy them they are going to last more than two days and yet they never do. But I tell myself whatever I buy from Trader Joe's is probably good for me, and probably good for the planet, so it's a win-win really.


I'm also currently very confused by Miley's most recent video, Wrecking Ball. I know I'm about ten days late on this, but the confusion remains, never the less. I understand that it's supposed to be a very "emotional video" and Miley's like totally sad and stuff and she wants us to "look past the nudity" and appreciate the music. But still.


Why is she riding a wrecking ball naked? I just can't get past it. And is she secretly wearing a diaper we can't see, because OUCH. And rolling in rubble in your whitey tighties? Put a bra on Miles, we don't need to see your Leslies bopping around. And licking the sledge hammer? She's so sad and destroyed she has to suck on a construction tool? What's going on with that? But most importantly, what do we think of Dr. Martens coming back in style?


Is it finally time for me to dig out my green flowered Dr. Marten clogs? Finalllly?


I'm also currently a little confused with Husker Nation as of late. Long story short, a clip from over two years was released this week of our head coach, Bo Pelini, telling all of the Nebraska fans to F-off. And it would appear I'm the only one who happened to find it pretty comical. I guess I'm just shocked I'm the only fan who knew all along Bo hated us. I thought the general consensus was that Bo hated everybody, didn't he eat his own brother, Carl, a few years ago?

Just look at the little sweetheart. I'm surprised there's not more footage.


I'm sure coaches all over the nation are currently calling in favors this week to make sure all of their "F you, fans!" footage is burned immediately. If Bo's not safe, who is?

Last but not least, the new lineup for SNL was released this week. Turns out Mr. AT&T does more that just chastise children. I'm really anxious to see this guy's other comedy chops because I thought he was pretty hilarious in the commercials. Good move, Lorne Michaels!




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29 comments:

  1. the only downfall i have been able to find in pita chips is that I can't hear a damn thing while I chew. Other than that, they pretty much rule. Also, I get this like, gritty, cement taste in my mouth everytime I see Miley lick the sledge hammer. The song is actually good, I just can't shake the whole "I feel like I just watched lesbian porn" feeling after that video!

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  2. i never watch SNL, i guess i'm an old-timer because it's always too late for me. but i was excited to hear that the AT&T guy is going to be a new host! i agree that i think the at&t commercials are so silly and i'm always laughing. mostly because of the kids but also because of his witty one-two word responses.

    at least miles looks good nakey. even though i don't get it.

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  3. I just saw that the AT&T guy was going on SNL too, and I was thrilled. He cracks me up in those commercials. I don't always watch SNL (I typically forget about it when Saturday rolls around unless I happen to have on the TV), but it made me want to specifically try to watch it again!

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  4. The salad looks delish, but hand me some nachos! I'm starving.

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  5. AT&T guy is going to be on SNL?!?! Best news I've heard all morning. We love those commercials; every time there's a new one we end up quoting at least one line from it for the next few months. We mostly say them to our dog and then laugh because we think we are so clever.

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  6. i'm trying to eat healthy and i hate it. I had no idea about the snl cast!!! I am so excited i freaking love that guy!

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  7. If it's any consolation, I got out of bed twice last night for bowls of cereal.

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  8. Those pita chips sound delicious, and now I really want to try them. Eating healthy is no fun, and so hard to do. I've been trying to eat healthy all year and so far it hasn't worked for me. There must be a secret to it.
    I don't even have words for Miley's new video, well I do but it isn't anything that someone else hasn't said ha ha. I'll never understand her, and I'm afraid to try.

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  9. Trader Joes is a terrible, horrible, amazing, yummy place! I totally understand your agony over those chips. And Miley is freaking me out - I bet Billy Ray's heart is pretty achy breaky right now over his daughter's actions.

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  10. so can we just make the Queen at&t commercial go away already? i don't mind the others, but that one kills me. make it stop.

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  11. uhhh yea, Miley's video is disturbing. I'm just as confused as you are girl!

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  12. That salad looks so good!! I just can't with Miley, she used to be so good. The AT&T guy is funny can't wait to see him on SNL!

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  13. I can't believe you weren't in awe with how beautiful and touching Miley's new video is, nothing says raw emotion like nudity and construction equipment...in my mind anyways.

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  14. Wait wait wait, the AT&T guy is going to be on SNL? That is awesome! And your salad looks great too!

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  15. I'm trying so hard to contain my laughter over your Miley commentary! I'm eating lunch at my desk and our office is open so I'm pretty sure all my coworkers see is me shaking trying not to LOL! Good stuff!

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  16. Those pita chips are so, so good. Mmmm

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  17. The last one made my day. Also, they took a wrecking ball statue off my campus today because too many kids were doing Miley parodies.

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  18. Despite your warning, I'm going to have to buy those pita chips next time I'm at trader joes. They look delicious! And I totally approve of the AT&T guy being on SNL. He's only slightly attractive, and if he can make me laugh in a short commercial, I'm sure he'll make me laugh on SNL, haha.

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  19. Healthy eating sucks, it doesn't taste as good as other less healthy food unless you are a rabbit then maybe healthy seems good but this short fat woman is not a fan of rabbit food, which is why I am fat but I am lovable......really I am....well that is what my family tell me

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  20. I have devoured a bag of those pita chips in a sitting before... okay more than once. I have decided that I can't buy them again.

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  21. I must say I noticed the Dr Martens first thing, too.

    Also I never knew cinnamon sugar pita chips existed and now I am doomed for eternity.

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  22. I keep reading about these pita chips. I think I need someone to send them to South Africa!
    Oh Miley, your poor messed up girl!

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  23. "But most importantly, what do we think of Dr. Martens coming back in style?"

    HAHAHA. Killed it, like always!

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  24. The AT&T guy (Beck Bennett) is hilarious! My husband worked with him in a movie that's coming out next year, "Intramural." http://intramuralthemovie.com/

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