1 Free Class At The Apple Store
So mom can actually figure out how to use her phone so she stops calling everyone from her pocket ten times a day. It would also be nice if she learned the difference between texting and emailing. Whenever I get an email from a phone number I always think it's the government trying to kill me. Nope, just mom.
A Mystery Box
Whenever I visit my parents house and accidentally leave something lying around, let's say my Mac or car keys, the next day I can never find them because my mom has "put them away" in some mysterious part of the house I can never find. It would be nice if she just had one mystery box to store all of the items she mysteriously likes to hide from everyone.
Custom Design Paper Towels
Paper Towels specifically designed exactly how mom wants them. If there's anything I've learned from my mom, it's that finding that perfectly cute seasonally appropriate paper towel is just hard to do. Why not let mom design her own so next time she cleans up that dirty counter it can be with the face of her favorite child or favorite yorkie.
A Big Chunky Colorful Necklace With All Different Sized Jewels And Weird Silver Dangly Things
Because moms can never have enough of these.
1 Free Day To Call Everyone She Knows To Tell Them About Every Wedding She's Invited To This Summer
Your mom will lose her shit over this one.
A New Trendy Bible
Mom always needs a new bible for the newest bible study group of gal pals she's joined.
1.5 inch Curling Iron
Because those quarter inch curling irons just aren't cutting it for moms' one curled under bang.
1 Unlimited Day Of VoiceMails
Wait she does this anyway, scratch this one.
5 New Phone Chargers
Because moms always lose theirs and they blame it on everyone else.
A Twitter and Linkedin Tutorial
Because she's been telling me for over a year now she really needs to "figure out those twitters and la-kadien things."
An Unlimited Supply Of Craisins
Craisins go good in anything! Literally anything.
1 Free Hour Of Unwarranted Advice
This one is going to hurt everyone involved.
Or Any Other Gift That She Can Just Re-Gift Or At The Very Least Put In That Drawer She Has Full Of Other Gifts That She Plans To Re-Gift Eventually
Moms really are the best.