Well guys, I had so much fun writing I Don't Want To Brag But... from a couple of weeks ago I figured it was time to write another. Not to mention the fact I am (once again) nailing life as of late. I have to share it with someone, don't hate me cuz you aint me.
I don't want to brag but I made another video. And it's just as life changing as the others have been. You should probably watch it.
I don't want to brag, but today for breakfast I ate peanut butter smeared on a hamburger bun. Because that's just how awesome I am at life right now.
I don't want to brag, but when I take a dirty dish out of the dishwasher nine times out of ten I'm putting it right back in without trying to scrub it first. Just because it didn't get completely clean the first time doesn't mean it won't the seventh time.
I don't want to brag, but today I tried to call Chris, my mom, dad, sister, and brother to tell them some exciting news I just found out and not one of them answered. Literally not one.
I don't want to brag, but right now I have a grey tooth. Life just doesn't get any better.
I don't want to brag, but the most productive part of my day is definitely the two minutes while the microwave is heating something up for me.
I don't want to brag, but last week I was on the bus wearing a baseball cap and a little kid said "excuse me mister." And he was talking to me. As in "Mr. Wolfe."
I don't want to brag, but last night I watched my basketball highlight tape from high school and I teared up.
I don't want to brag, but people on Linkedin keep endorsing me for stuff I didn't even know I was good at.
I don't want to brag, but last night I spent almost an hour getting wrapped up in the lives of famous high school cheerleaders on Instagram. I'm pretty sure I've figured out who's friends with who, and who's dating who. I think I might start writing fan fiction about them.
I don't want to brag, but I'm planning on having an Easter egg hunt this weekend by myself. In the words of Jesus, #YOLT.