Let's start by releasing some photos that have been trapped on my phone for a few days now...
Words can't begin to describe how delicious this pizza was. It was the cheesiest, meatiest, (perhaps greasiest) thing I've ever tasted.
I found myself saying things to Knox I literally thought I'd never have to say to another human being in my life. Things such as...
Please don't feed the fish nickels and dimes. It will probably kill them.
Knox, don't put your pancake on your face.
Hey Knox, did you just dump the bag of Pirate Booty on your head? Okay. Why did you do that?
*If you've never had Pirates Booty you are missing out! Google it and find it. It's delicious.
Will you grab dog from the toilet?
*Dog is his blanket. He likes to swim in the toilet apparently.
Are you licking my mascara? Don't lick my mascara.
Don't jump on the ipad, okay?
Nope, wiping is your mom's job. I'll find her.
You probably shouldn't put that sunflower seed in your nose.
Don't eat that sunflower seed you just put in your nose.
Let's not use the phone charger as a rope.
Knox, don't eat Lola's doll.
And that's just a few things that had to be said within a 48 hour time span. I can't imagine how parents do it day in and day out. Children are maniacs. I'm worried I might just not be cut out for them.
And there we go. It's time for another weekend. Thank God.