Things Girls Will Lose Their Shit Over

Monday, April 7, 2014


Wine Corks.

Making things out of old wine corks.

An empty email inbox.

New decorative couch pillows.

A bathroom rug that doesn't get caught under the bathroom door.

Filling up their calendar.

Free return address labels.

Closet reorganizing/clothes dumping.

When their idols retweet them on Twitter.

New flavors of Pretzel Crisps.

Tory Burch.

Lavender scented anything.

Successfully drinking 1800 glasses of water per day.

A perfect fitting white t-shirt.

Clean sheets.

Juice cleanses.

Telling people they're on a juice cleanse.

Finishing a candle.

Finishing chap-stick.

Finishing anything for that matter.


Goat cheese.

Cute stationary, and/or thank-you cards.


Nail polish.

New shampoo.

Emojis. Lots and lots of emojis.

Mason jars.


But even more so, crossing things off lists.

Spring tulips.

Avocados on everything.


Skinny Girl anything.

Happy Hour.

Speaking of... if you're free tomorrow evening, join Erin and I for a little blog chat! Fun will be had, great information will be exchanged! Can't wait to talk with all of you!

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  1. Ummm, yes to filling up my calendar!!

  2. Guilty! (insert emoji with its hand raised)

  3. You just think wine corks are awesome, you'd be amazed with what you can do with old wine BOTTLES. Also, if you can't tell anyone you're on a juice cleanse, did it really even happen?

  4. This is perfect. I may or may not write things on my list just so I can cross them off...

  5. LOL--"telling people they are on a juice cleanse" . . . HAHA! Also, spring nail polish colors. ;)

  6. Yes to all of these! For some reason, I feel like everything I instagram right now involves flowers. And I look forward to the next time I can instagram flowers. It's a real problem.

  7. the perfect fitting white t-shirt, sigh, what a wonderful feeling....

  8. I do love lists and collecting wine corks... And pretty much everything else on this list!

  9. I love that as I am reading this I'm sipping on Skinny Girl Sangria....

  10. You had me at emojis..and everything else on this list f course ;).

  11. I'm not a very good girl apparently, cause only like three things on this list apply to me.

  12. Ever seen a girl lose their shit at Chipotle when they are out of guacamole? I mean seriously! I know the guac is good but it's not that serious. Throwing a temper tantrum isn't going make avocados grow on the ceiling. Get some extra corn salsa and move on with your life!

  13. Uh oh. I must be a guy then, except for the white shirt, I do like them. :)

  14. hahah "A bathroom rug that doesn't get caught under the bathroom door." yes, yes, yes! lol

  15. You forgot about "Finding the perfect foundation/concealer/lipcolor" Lol.

    ♥ Duckie.

  16. I'm obsessed with Lists and Filling up my Calendar!!

  17. This list was hilariously true! lol

  18. This is hilarious. However, I must not be a girl because there's only like four things on this list I actually would lose said shit over. Damn you for pointing out my weirdness!

  19. (jenn bows her head in shame, as she agrees with 90% of the things on the list)

  20. Man I can't even begin to tell you how many things I agree with on this list!! And of course I love making lists and crossing things off my lists... and my wine cork collection is pretty obscene... I think the husband wants to kill me or just throw some of them out. Also, as much as I love filling out my calendar at this point in time I wouldn't mind if it were a little less full... I'd like a full day off at some point!

  21. I thought for sure that at some point I would hit one on the list that didn't make me immediately think "oh my gosh yes!", but it never happened I thought that about every single one. Apparently I am too predictable!

  22. Yes to pretty much all of these things!! There's nothing better than crawling into bed after a long day and after changing the sheets haha.

  23. I frequently lose my shit over many of the aforementioned items. Especially mason jars and wine corks. OMG. Wine corks IN mason jars. Shit lost.

  24. Guilty as charged. SO guilty.

  25. Oh, gosh.. you had me pinpointed at macarons. {And kuddos to you for spelling it right #grammarnazi}

  26. Crazy how true this is! Adorable post!

  27. I stopped at "A bathroom mat that doesn't get caught under the door".. because you nailed it.. no need to read any further.

    My mother in law bought us a rug for the porch area.. one that actually sticks to the floor.. so every time someone comes and goes, the mat stays still. FIVE YEARS.. five years I lived cursing that other damn rug. Why, oh why hadn't I just thought to buy a better rug...?!!

  28. Amazing, you hit them all. This list is awesome!
    I just have one request: next time, could you please include an option to check off each item read? Because you said it, we lose our shit for crossing things of lists.

  29. hahahaha!!! Now I know how to be a girl

  30. LMAO. Your lists are always so on point. "Wine Corks" made me laugh so hard because I collect those like they're going out of style. HAHAHAHA. I'm so basic.

  31. This was seriously the most true list I have ever read. I am laughing so hard while nodding my head after I read every line. So good!