The Daily Tay's Most Fascinating People of 2014

Sunday, December 14, 2014


Like Barbara's Walters list only better.

Well friends, it's that time of year again. That time when I reveal the most highly anticipated list of the year, my picks for the most fascinating people of 2014. You can refresh your memory and check out who made the list in 2013 here and in 2012 by clicking here.

But enough chit-chat, let's get right into it.

#1. Ariana Grande.


I recently found out Ariana Grande is indeed a real person and not just a life-sized Bratz doll like I originally thought. So kudos to her for that! Is she Alysaa Milano's daughter? Or a small kitten's mother? I honestly have no idea and that's why she fascinates me. I can tell she sings, but beyond that I am clueless. She's so tiny I just want to put her in my jean pocket. And then close that pocket. And then maybe give those jeans away to a homeless person and watch what happens. Keep doing you, tiny dancer girl.

#2. Call-Girls on Instagram.


I'm not sure if it's my alluring Insta username @taylorgracewolfe, or if it's the millions of seductive photos I post of Harlow every hour, but something about my account has the call-girls of Instagram flocking to it lately. Almost every single day I get a new female gal following me with a profile that says something like "Call me anytime, I love to chat with new friends!" Or maybe they just know I need to make more friends? I should give one of them a call sometime and see what's up.

#3. Elsa.


Again, I'm not really sure who this girl is, but I know she's really popular. Based off of her fishtail braid she might be a blogger? Or an Instagram-blogger? I'm not really sure. All I know is that my two-year-old niece absolutely loses her shit for anything Elsa related. And I've also known many adults who do as well. So she must be something really special.

#4. Sam Smith.


Because when I first heard his music I would have never guessed this is what he looked like. He looks like the guy you went to high school with in Fremont, Nebraska who used to smell like cigarettes and would party on the week nights. But man, he can sing.

#5. The person in an airplane who thinks they can push ahead in the aisle when everyone else is indeed waiting to get off the plane as well.


This person fascinates me because they clearly have somewhere much more important to be than everyone else on the plane so I'm dying to know more about them! Who are they? What do they do? What is their very important life like? It must be wonderful.

Want to see who made 5-10? You'll have to check back on Wednesday. The next five will blow your mind, I kid you not! 2014 was crazy!

Peace out, kids.

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26 comments:

  1. I'm really holding out for 5-10 to have my mug on there.

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  2. I wish I could fishtail braid like Elsa.

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  3. that ponytail on Ariana Grande kills me. Girl, you aren't eight.

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  4. I also expected Sam Smith to look completely different. And I didn't expect him to be British.
    Can't wait for the rest of the list, since Call Me and Fishtails are already in the list

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  5. If Ariana left the over the knee stiletto boots to the wayside, I wonder if she'd be much shorter? Maybe more on oversized aunt of a mouse then?

    lovelovelove,
    Erica
    cominguprosestheblog.com

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  6. When I first heard Sam Smith and then saw his photo, I had the same reaction. I would play his song for every person in my family and be like "TELL ME WHAT KIND OF MAN YOU PICTURE SINGING THIS.... SURPRRIIIIIIISE."

    They got super sick of it and my Dad was a real bitch about it and goes "Skinny white kid. Your sister called and told me you did this to her."

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  7. Anytime I hear "Ariana Grande" it instantly makes me want to go buy a grande coffee beverage. I think her creators are in cahoots with Starbucks. Damn subliminal marketing messages.

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  8. My goodness you're right, she looks like a life sized bratz doll.

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  9. haha yes. i agree with all of this. and yeah, Sam Smith was a total shocker to me too.

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  10. Haha love this! Same thoughts on Sam. He was NOT what I pictured. But yuuuuup he can sing

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  11. This kills me. I can't wait for Wednesday. I spit out my coffee reading through your Ariana Grande description.

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  12. I totally agree about Sam Smith! Why does he look like that? His face doe NOT match his voice.

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  13. I'm really glad I wasn't the only one shocked by Sam Smith. As always your posts crack me up, missy!

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  14. I always wonder if Anna ever thinks she's snubbed all the time or what. I mean, the girls lives for chocolate and sandwiches and sounds much more like a good time than her sister!

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  15. This is great! I can't wait for the rest of the list!

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  16. Okay SERIOUSLY the call - girls! I get those too! I'm glad I'm not the only one but would love to know what they're doing following people like us. And the lady cutting her food in the last picture is cracking. me. up.

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  17. Call girls!?! HAHAHA...can't wait to see the rest of the list!

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  18. LOL everything you said about Ariana Grande is dead on. Awesome post!

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  19. I love this! I can't wait to read Wednesday's post. The comments about Ariana Grande we so on point I really loll'd. I even shared this with my coworkers!

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  20. I recently heard that with Ariana Grande gets tired of walking she has her bodyguard carry her. That coupled with that DANG ponytail...I can no longer even look at her.

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  21. LOL at the person on the plane! SO true, it's like, really dude? Do you not realize that we ALL want to get off this plane?

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  22. hahaha this list is way better than Barbara's!

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  23. Literally spit out my drink laughing at the Ariana Grande one! 😂

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  24. Oh this is awesome!! The person pushing through the aisle in the plane, YUP!!! I've gotten one too many of the "call-girls" on Instagram and don't know what my handle has in it that brings them in. Totally didn't picture Sam Smith to look like that based on his voice, it's like the real life version of The Voice!

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  25. I mean, person of the year must have been smacked in the head by an angel wing... That's what makes them person of the year, no?

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