22 Ways You Know You've Lost To Winter
Thursday, February 12, 2015
At any given time there are at least 4-5 different coffee mugs around the house. (And our house is tiny.)
When I put on jeans in the morning Chris asks me "why are you getting so fancy today?"
I found my Uggs from college and I actually wear them. And I loathe Uggs.
Sometimes I sit down in the shower. You know, to think and stuff. And cry.
I have to set three alarms in the morning. And I still wake up at least an hour after the last one.
I won't burn a "summer candle" because it just hurts too much.
I've seen my internet friends more than I have real-life friends. And by internet friends I mean fashion bloggers on Instagram I don't know but secretly hate anyway.
I wear snow boots everywhere.
If Chris comes home from work and I have makeup on he asks "are you going somewhere?"
I frequently wear a blanket around my waist like a sarong.
Nine times out of ten I'll cancel any plans I have mistakenly made because I just can't wrap my head around leaving my house. Especially after dusk! Can you imagine?!
I drink around 67 cups of coffee per day.
Then I drink about 20 cups of hot tea.
Vaseline is my go-to "beauty product."
Going out means wearing the "fancy chunky sweater." i.e. any chunky sweater I haven't worn all week.
I carry my space heater around like it's a baby. Sometimes I even talk to it and say things like,"C'mon, space heater let's venture into the living room today."
On the rare occasion I get dressed and ready for a day I think to myself, "this feels nice, I should do it more often."
I've been known to wear my robe under my coat when I go outside. But it's like a really nice robe that's meant to be worn outside I think.
Everything always starts tomorrow. (Eating healthy, working out, doing better at life in general, ext.)
A fun outing for me is a trip to Tj Maxx.
A treat for me is a new candle and new socks from Tj Maxx.
I remember summer like it was a beautiful hallucination that never truly happened. It wasn't right? Tell me it's coming back.