Stream of Thoughts/Confessions...
Monday, March 23, 2015
I ate seven Girl Scout cookies the other day. Those cookies are so stupidly small they just piss me off. Get with the times, Girl Scouts. America likes fat cookies.
I tried to give my hair a "conditioning treatment" before I left for Europe last week. I poured olive oil all over it and let it sit for an hour. And I have to say, it worked wonderfully. My end goal was to look like a greasy rat child for three days and that I did!
It's 1:45 a.m. and I'm wide awake. WHY?
Instead of sleeping I'm currently reading this blog, this one, and this one.
What blogs are you into right now?
I know a fashion blogger who has like 30k Instagram followers but openly admitted to me she only gets about 500 hits per day on her actual blog. This seems odd to me. But perhaps it's the new norm?
I haven't seen Harlow in almost four weeks and I hate it. But he's going to be waiting for me at home when we land on Friday and I AM SO EXCITED. I'll probably cry.
On that note, I loathe people who just drop their dog off at a shelter ten years in for no reason at all. How do people do this?
I started the Kayla Itsines 12 week bikini challenge and I lasted two days. Literally two. My before and after shots don't look that different.
The most common search terms that bring people to my blog right now are "ass cheeks hanging out of shorts" and "how to get kids to like you." Fitting.
I'm terrible at pre-writing posts. This is killing me right now. I prefer real time writing so much more.
Thank you for stopping by today. Bless your heart. Tomorrow will be better I promise!