336 Months - a birthday update

Friday, May 15, 2015


Here's the thing you guys, my friends are always giving me updates about their babies every month via cute little posters they make, so I figured I should return the favor and give everyone an update on me and my progress.

-Beside the head injury I suffered a few weeks ago which set me back a bit, I'm doing good. I still haven't mastered walking quite yet and I trip almost once a day on the steps into our apartment causing Chris to say, "walk much?" But I'll get it!

-My hand eye coordination is improving too. I almost always catch the house keys when they're thrown at my face.

-I'm still working on getting myself ready in the morning. This is a harder skill to master than I thought it would be. I learned how to officially curl my hair two years ago and just two months ago I learned how to draw on eyebrows, so that's fun. I even use a real eyebrow pencil now as opposed to my brown eyeliner like I used to think worked okay. It didn't.

-Depending on how much wine I've had, I'm usually able to sleep through the night.

-But boy am I cranky in the morning. Nobody talk to me until I've had at least two sippys of coffee.

-I LOVE the swings at the park. But I don't get to do it often because an adult swinging alone at the park surrounded by children that aren't their own often just looks like a pervert swinging alone at the park surrounded by children that aren't their own.

-I also love dogs, bubbles, and bringing cups into the bath.

-My favorite words to say are things that I can't write on here because my grandma reads. Think of the worst words you know, those are my favorite.

-I have trouble playing with others and am usually the girl at the play group who socializes best with animals or by playing on her own.

-And I drool a lot.

-Overall, I'm a very happy girl. I make the best out of things.

Have a great Friday, everyone!

To sum up how I'll be behaving all weekend I've posted my favorite video that I post every year on my birthday. I can't help it, it's just too fun.




34 comments:

  1. Bahahahaha. This is great. Thanks for the Friday laugh and happy birthday!

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  2. I'm wildly amused by this.

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  3. Love it!! I send out monthly updates to family and everyone responded with their own monthly update back. 384 months old? My brother. 720 months old? My mom. I had to save them. Totally priceless!! Now all you need is a month sticker and you're set!!

    And happy, happy, happy birthday.

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  4. omg I love this so so much. All of this is just brilliant.

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  5. Best birthday post EVER! HBD!

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  6. Oh I love this! You should do one for Harlow too!

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  7. Lol! I can't believe how much you've grown! Can't we just stop time so you can stay little and adorable forever? 336 months is such a cute age.

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    1. Hahahahahahahahaha. I was already laughing super hard, but this sent me over the edge. THANK YOU.

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  8. Well this is a hilarious take on aging. Maybe by next year you'll have your coordination down ;) Happy Birthday!

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  9. Yes. Just yes. I think everyone should have to make one of those signs ha

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  10. Happy Birthday Taylor!! I'm so proud of all your accomplishments so far! Make sure you do a monthly post from now on. :)

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  11. hahah YES to all of this and you are really growing up to be quite the young lady :) also all of the worst words are also my favorite words. enjoy yooooour birthday!

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  12. Happy Birthday! Since it is your special day I think you deserve one day of swinging alone at the park judgement free! (:

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  13. Hahaha genius! I loved this. As the only childless single amongst all my friends I WANT TO DO THIS!

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  14. Ha! Your parents must be so proud!

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  15. "My favorite words are words I can't use on here because my grandma reads." YEP. Me too.

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  16. Haha another great one... Also isn't eyebrow pencil a game-changer?!

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  17. I loved this! I laughed the whole way through it!!

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  18. This was great--I love the parody of the baby progress announcements... but of course will I be on the other side of it at some point when I am a father-to-be?

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  19. hahahahaha fantastic! Best Birthday post ever! Hope you had a great day!!

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