Sorry For Posting- 7 Times I Sucked On Instagram

Tuesday, June 2, 2015

I've been sitting here for almost an hour trying to work on a post.

I've started one about Caitlyn Jenner a few times but I just can't finish it. I have too many words/thoughts/feelings about this to talk about it correctly right now. It will come eventually... However for the moment I'll just say I'm in support of people being who they truly feel they are, regardless of what other people think. A lot times our society instantly regards anything unfamiliar to us as bad or wrong simply because we may not understand it.

But that post could get heavy and I'm not ready for it today.

Then I started a post about my two year anniversary with stand up and how I've finally come to the conclusion I really enjoy stand up, but I don't want to be a stand up.

But that post could get heavy and I'm not ready for it today.

Alas, I've got an idea. How about I just make fun of myself for a few minutes in regards to some of the stupid photos I've posted on Instagram lately when I think I'm being cool or trendy? That's always fun for me.

This is a good one to start with I think. If I could type the crying laughing face emoji right here I would. I look like an 80s workout queen who's been living on the street for a few days. Get a haircut. And get a life.

Repeat after me, "just because someone wants to send me a free workout outfit, doesn't mean I have to say yes..."

Shoes. How original. Don't be a lamb, simply because other people are doing it on Instagram doesn't mean you have to join.



"But they're silver and I need everyone to see them!!!" No.  You're an adult. Stop taking photos of your feet.

Somebody finally got that haircut and they're really excited about it. Go home, Penny Lane. You're drunk.


Everybody look at me sitting on this tiny rug. The essential blogger photo if you will. Get outta here. Go do another loop giveaway, idiot.



I thought we looked like hipsters...
Turns out we just look dumb. God bless Chris for humoring me. And look at the winter beard, that's intense.

I don't even know what to say here. There's really just no reason for this. There's real problems in the world and I'm taking time out of my life to post this? I'm sorry.


Okay I guess I kind of like this photo actually.

And just for the record I wasn't really at JC Penny Hair Salon. Or was I....
Instagram is the worst. I'm sorry for playing its game. And I'm sorry I'm probably going to keep playing it. Today I'm going to post a photo of a purse. GET EXCITED.


19 comments:

  1. This is wonderful. Bless you.

    www.kristajacobs.blogspot.com

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  2. hahah. I love your Instagram photos (they make mine look like pure crap)!

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  3. LOL I suck at Insta. And pretty much all social media. ::shrugs::

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  4. I actually really like the one with the dog, it's cute! :-) This makes me scared to go back and look at my own IG feed, LOL

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  5. "Go do another loop giveaway, idiot" is hilarious. And perfect.

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  6. I don't know which is funnier, "JCPenny Hair Salon" or "go do another loop giveaway, idiot."
    Keeping my laughing, per usual. And for the record, your Instagram game is on fleet. I think that's what they say nowadays...

    cominguprosestheblog.com

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  7. PLAY THIS GAME ALL THE TIME. Hahahah the loop giveaway comment, yes.

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  8. Is it wrong to go to the JC Penney hair salon? Asking for a friend.

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  9. you're cray. these are all great. (okay, maybe not workout outfit ;D)

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  10. I have Instagram I suck at posting on it

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  11. I don't take many pictures, and I only use Facebook or my blog as a photo outlet. Maybe I just don't "get" Instagram...

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  12. I love your "Penny Lane" picture! You look like the ultimate hippie hottie!

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  13. Haha love this! Especially the picture that every blogger is supposed to have.

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