11 Things Bloggers Secretly Want For Christmas

Friday, December 11, 2015


1. For a post to go viral.
What's a girl gotta do to get a million views on a single post? Just give me one crazy viral post that spreads like wild fire.

2. A regram by Target on Instagram.
None of that Twitter RT stuff, I want the good Insta regram. Let's not pretend this isn't something we all think about... The social media person at Target holds more power than they know.

3. An occasional ghost writer.
For the days when the idea well is just dry as hell.

4. A lifetime supply of Starbucks cups.
For the photos! It's all for the photos.

5. A house full of floor to ceiling mirrors.
For the OOTD selfies.

6. A drone.
For the view from above selfies. Or am I the only one who still doesn't understand how bloggers manage to take a photo that shows half their face and their cute leopard booties? How does that happen? What kind of arm span are they working with here?

7. A book deal.
You know, to share our creative thoughts on paper.

8. Memory on a cell phone that holds an unlimited amount of photos.
Mine currently holds 50 before it stops letting me take photos. Go me.

9. A white room.
White walls, white bed, white blankets, white rugs, white shoes, white pants, you know how it goes.

10. All the followers on Instagram. 
Because that's our world now.

11. Validation. 
Jk. But seriously. LIKE ME!

Happy Holidays. Merry Christmas. Tonight I get to see Salt N Peppa live at Chris's holiday party and I will be reliving the moment I sang "SHOOP" for a middle school talent show.

I. CAN'T. WAIT.


22 comments:

  1. 100% accurate. i'd also like to have said book deal go viral. that'd be great....

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  2. I am feeling all the jealous that you get to see Salt n Pep tonight!

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  3. A book deal would certainly be nice, that's not too much to ask for -- right? :)
    http://www.mintnotion.com

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  4. Ha, this is all too true. Im actually getting the white room (finally)!! That's my birthday present this year, a complete office makeover. Construction starts next week!

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  5. OMG are you serious! That's my childhood dream too. I always do shoop for karaoke! (Or gangsters paradise lol.) I'd like to add a few things to this list... 1.) a best friend who's also conveniently a coder and/or web graphic designer willing to help out anytime. (For free.) 2.) A little brother or sister or other nonjudgmental sort of person who is more than happy to follow me around and take photos of my life and thinks social media is cool. (Unlike my husband who will not participate whatsoever in "staging" things as he calls it hahaha.) Hmmm..and 3.) I would like a nice camera. That one isn't a joke though, for real :)

    x. Morgan

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  6. Yes to ALL OF IT. A viral post would be the best holiday present from the gods of internet, you know!

    Noor | Noor's Place

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  7. Yes, please Target, for the love of Starbucks, REGRAM ME!

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  8. Give me all the mirrors for my house I need them

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  9. I lol'd at this! All so true! xx, kenz http://sincerelykenz.com

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  10. OH this is such a cute post!! I just 'liked' you everywhere so I hope that's a merry christmas to you :)

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  11. Best list ever! I want it all! Does that make me greedy?

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  12. Wait, some of these are supposed to be a secret? Oops. But seriously, I definitely want a few of these! Cute post, Tay!

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  14. So true! I have dreams of a white on white on white room, but my dog has black hair. Total fail.

    Annessa
    www.seekingsunshine.com

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  15. I found myself nodding along to this entire list. Facts missy, nothing but facts.

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  16. I love the idea of that white room but it's just not so practical seeing that I occasionally (Okay, often) drink hot cocoa in bed at night and that just seems like a disaster waiting to happen. But going viral, oh yeah, every time I hit publish on a post, I wonder if this is going to be the one.
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  17. I'm pretty sure the secret to #6 isn't drones but...um...selfie sticks...

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  18. Yasssss to all of these!! I attribute my selfies to my amazingly long arms. So there's that. Thanks for this truthful and hilarious pist

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