Who cares about football, I have Super Bowl dip in my lap!
*Super Bowl dip in our house = Velveeta, beans, and hamburger melted together in the crock pot... super fancy.
I'm so glad we decided to stay home so I can watch the game in my grossest sweatpants while looking like a total garbage person! WIN!
I'm about to go way overboard on food for the next five hours.
Wow, NFL wives are pretty. I bet they don't wear gross sweats while eating melted cheese in a bowl.
I really have no talent whatsoever. (While watching Lady Gaga.)
Puppy Monkey Baby is creepy. And also kind of catchy, damn it.
I really do love Paul Rudd. Why wouldn't you? Paul is great.
Clete Blakeman (the ref) IS kind of cute. I never realized it until everyone on Twitter was buzzing about it. He's from my hometown and his mom taught me in 6th grade.
Why is it NOT the half time performance yet?
Super Bowl dip kind of hurts. Better stop after my next plate.
Yay halftime finally.
Coldplay was good .... until Bruno and Bey came on.
I need to see Bruno Mars in concert. What a performer that guy!
OMG BEYONCE. Please don't ever stop doing what you're doing. Also, I've watched this video 100 times since yesterday.
She can literally do no wrong.
Less football. More Beyonce.
What a joyful halftime performance!
Dip run. Glad/sad I only eat this rubbery cheese mixed with beans once a year.
Second half. Time to play on my phone for the remainder of the game.
Okay, let's speed things up. My phone is dying.
Could Peyton Manning BE any more of an American golden boy? He mentioned his family, God, and Budweiser in literally every speech.
Shit. Now I have to clean a crock pot. The worst kitchen task ever.
It's going to be kale smoothies all week. Gross.
Tomorrow is Monday. Even grosser.
On a lighter note there was also Amy and Seth with the Budweiser Party, and of course scary Puppy Monkey Baby... otherwise not a strong commercial year in my opinion. I could have used more dogs and babies dressed as adults.