24 Thoughts I Had During The Super Bowl This Year

Sunday, February 7, 2016

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Who cares about football, I have Super Bowl dip in my lap!
*Super Bowl dip in our house = Velveeta, beans, and hamburger melted together in the crock pot... super fancy. 

I'm so glad we decided to stay home so I can watch the game in my grossest sweatpants while looking like a total garbage person! WIN!

I'm about to go way overboard on food for the next five hours.

Wow, NFL wives are pretty. I bet they don't wear gross sweats while eating melted cheese in a bowl.

I really have no talent whatsoever. (While watching Lady Gaga.)

Puppy Monkey Baby is creepy. And also kind of catchy, damn it.

I really do love Paul Rudd. Why wouldn't you? Paul is great.

Clete Blakeman (the ref) IS kind of cute. I never realized it until everyone on Twitter was buzzing about it. He's from my hometown and his mom taught me in 6th grade.

Why is it NOT the half time performance yet?

Super Bowl dip kind of hurts. Better stop after my next plate.

Yay halftime finally.

Coldplay was good .... until Bruno and Bey came on.

I need to see Bruno Mars in concert. What a performer that guy!

OMG BEYONCE. Please don't ever stop doing what you're doing. Also, I've watched this video 100 times since yesterday.

She can literally do no wrong.

Less football. More Beyonce.

What a joyful halftime performance!

Dip run. Glad/sad I only eat this rubbery cheese mixed with beans once a year.

Second half. Time to play on my phone for the remainder of the game.

Okay, let's speed things up. My phone is dying.

Could Peyton Manning BE any more of an American golden boy? He mentioned his family, God, and Budweiser in literally every speech.

Shit. Now I have to clean a crock pot. The worst kitchen task ever.

It's going to be kale smoothies all week. Gross.

Tomorrow is Monday. Even grosser.

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What did you think of the game? And by game I mean commercials. I missed this one about domestic violence but watched it online and it was definitely one of my favorites, what a powerful message.

On a lighter note there was also Amy and Seth with the Budweiser Party, and of course scary Puppy Monkey Baby... otherwise not a strong commercial year in my opinion. I could have used more dogs and babies dressed as adults.

27 comments:

  1. Bahaha I love that Monday's are Garbage mug. Happy Monday! ;)

    Her Heartland Soul
    herheartlandsoul.com

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  2. Taylor - Saran Wrap makes crock pot liners. They're amazing and make cleaning up super easy, you just throw it away. Hope Harlow had fun!

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  3. My phone was pretty much dead by halftime so shows how much I enjoyed the game. The commercials were mostly 'eh' but I think my favorite was all the little weiner dogs running to the ketchup and mustard.

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  4. Totally a slack commercial year. And you should look into crock pot liners, they are the BEST.

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  5. Lackluster commercials, boring game (I don't watch or like football though so perhaps I'm not the best person to voice my opinion on the sports stuff) and halftime was really, REALLY good. Felt a little short and wished Bey and Coldplay did their new song together (uhh, why didn't they? #confused). I also saw Bruno Mars in concerts a few years ago and it was one of the best shows EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. What an amazing tiny little man.

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  6. Do you not have a dishwasher? I just put mine on the bottom rack.

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    1. our dishwasher doesn't even pretend to try at this point.

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  7. How happy do you think Budweiser is this morning?? Also, I thought the ref was a total John Cena-Anderson Cooper hybrid!

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    1. I feel like they paid him. He said it SO MUCH.

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  8. There were a couple of decent commercials. Speaking of Budweiser, though, where were the Clydesdales?? Hello!

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  9. I really liked the Superbowl babies commercial, but that was about it. Loved Coldplay, loved Queen B, and the game was good until the Panthers were for sure losing and my boyfriend got grumpy.

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  10. Heinz ketchup wiener dog stampede commercial for the win!

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  11. The superbowl babies commercial was kinda funny. And the Budweiser commercials were super underwhelming. Coldplay was great though!

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  12. The commercials were pretty good, I like the ketchup one with all the wiener dogs, so hilar! I was totally rooting for Beyonce the whole time, didn't care a whole bunch for who won otherwise! Gross sweats and superbowl dip sound awesome too!

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  13. I was bummed there was no Clydesdale Budweiser commercial.. Those are my favorite! But omg I didn't notice at the time but that ref IS super hot! Hahah

    elainea
    toast the girl almighty

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  14. I only liked Beyonce, Superbowl Babies and my mac and cheese pizza and all the other junk food we had. PS--get some crockpot liners..shit is REAL!

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  15. Yes, Puppy Monkey Baby was uber-creepy...but catchy. Ha!

    That melted cheese goop sounds amazing! :)

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  16. Great game.. Bruno Mars was the only thing that saved half time Entertainment Beyonce would not even have a show if she didn't have that big booty. She did an anti policeman song. My husband is a police officer. So not a big fan. Yes the ref was cute. And I can see why Gwyneth gave up Chris Martin. He is boring. I thought the commercials were terrible. But good for Peyton. He deserve the win because of their great defense. I understand Cam Newton acted like a little pouty baby girl

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  17. Great game.. Bruno Mars was the only thing that saved half time Entertainment Beyonce would not even have a show if she didn't have that big booty. She did an anti policeman song. My husband is a police officer. So not a big fan. Yes the ref was cute. And I can see why Gwyneth gave up Chris Martin. He is boring. I thought the commercials were terrible. But good for Peyton. He deserve the win because of their great defense. I understand Cam Newton acted like a little pouty baby girl

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  18. We ate a massive amount of fondue and I cried at Gaga's performance. Man...if only I had been born with that kind of talent!! Oh! And I won $50 in one of those squares games the guys at the office were forcing me to do...I showed them! (I also Googled when Bruno Mars is touring next after seeing his performance...spoiler alert...there is nothing scheduled)

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  19. I agree not the strongest commercial year. But this roundup of funny tweets kind of made up for it: http://www.someecards.com/life/digital-life/funniest-tweets-super-bowl-50-halftime/

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  20. I ONLY tuned in for the half time show lol. and the domestic violence commercial was A+. Was there a Paul Rudd commercial??? I missed it!! I just saw him speak at UF last week and I basically died from being less than 30 feet from him. I'm a ghost writing this actually. Also my favorite was a tweet that says "Beyonce didn't almost fall. The fall almost beyonce'd."

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  21. I completely ignored the game and festivities, because I had promised my students that I would have their papers graded and back to them on Monday.

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