What Your Cardigan Says About You: 7 Of My Fav Looks!

Friday, August 25, 2017

Like you, I'm a multi-faceted person. I care about a lot of things. Running a business, saving animals, home decor, Chicago, self help, politics, cardigans...  Did someone say cardigans? Yes, I did.

Thus today's post is called: What Your Cardigan Says About You: 7 Of My Fav Looks!

The Margo cardi.  (on sale for $29.)


She likes to keep things light and breezy. Lives on the West coast. Says things like, "does this have acai berries in it?" And, "can you add acai berries to this?" Margo is the type of person who brings fruit as a "snack" on a plane and no matter where she travels to, she always asks, "can you drink the water here?"

Yes Margo, you can drink the water in Omaha. Thanks for checking.

The Casey Cardi.


Casey wants to be Jenny-Blogger super bad. So she does things she thinks bloggers should do- like sit on stoops, wearing buffalo check loafers, holding a Starbucks cup, NOT looking at the camera. Her favorite hashtag is #thatsdarling. She has dreams of creating her own hashtag one day.

And someday when she's a wife and a mom she'll add "wifey" and "mommy" to her profile on Insta and she can't wait.

The Lynette Cardi.


Her idol is Reese Whitherspoon on Big Little Lies. She says things like, "Oh, I am such a Madeline!" She tells people she read the book, she actually didn't. But who can blame Lynette, she's busy running all over town, toting her kids to all of their activities! She has no time to read, but she'll still join your book club. And damn it, she's a good time at those book clubs!

Lyn LOVES to be the center of attention. *But she may have a slight alcohol problem, don't worry though, she's working on it. But dear Lord at 5:00 p.m. sometimes a woman just needs a glass of Pinot, is that a CRIME? No really, she's working on it.

The McFalley Twins Cardi.


They'll solve any crime by dinner time... But in reality, they're in treatment for their Olsen twin obsession. It got kind of bad back in 2002 and a restraining order was threatened. Luckily, it never happened and they left New York City, now they live with their parents in Ohio and just take identical selfies all day long, asking each other, "is this an Ashley look or a Mary Kate look?" Spoiler: it's always an Ashley! Might I also suggest the Ashley cardi found here. 

The Leonard Cardi.


Leonard lives alone with his Basset Hound, Leroy. They live a quiet life in Rhode Island, but it suits them. They have their morning coffee together, a walk by the water, and then settle into a book before some light afternoon writing.

Leonard has dreams of being a published author, but he's lacking the confidence. When his parents passed away in the late 70s they left him a good sum of money that allowed him to live life at his leisure, it's been a gift and also a curse. But maybe today is the today Leonard writes that novel? He aspires to write for the niche market of, "historical romantic fiction about basset hounds who served in WWII."

The Lexie James Cardi.


Don't even get me started on this girl. She is the worst. I'm not trying to bash other women or anything, but for real, I saw this girl at the airport once and it was cringe-worthy. The entire time she was bitching at her husband to, "take my pic!" "did you get my hat in it?" "what about my passport?"

I'm pretty sure I even saw her push a toddler down on the moving escalator because he got in the way of her pic! Can you imagine? She's a monster. It's like we get it, you think wool hats are super cool for traveling. But there's no reason to hurt kids because of it, you know?

The Fern Cardi.


Fern keeps to herself. She's pretty quiet, I guess. Has four cats, all are named Lauren. I know she does pretty well in the adult coloring book industry. I've heard there's a racier side to that industry that most people don't realize. But that's not really my place to talk about, you'd have to ask Fern. Let's just say... she's really cracked the code on that one, if you catch my drift.

Well this has been weird and fun for me. But I need to call it a day. Hope everyone has a great weekend!

And yes, I'm all of these people. Thank you for noticing.

*if some styles were sold out I linked similar*

18 comments:

  1. This post shows me that I 100% have a cardigan fetish, which sounds creepy, but is actually benign as far as fetishes go, right? I love them all.

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  2. This is my favorite kind of humor, which I always thought was because I am weird, but I consider you someone who is actually funny (not just cracks herself up awkward funny like me haha) so this is validating. I'm definitely a Margo cardigan and sometimes I hate myself for it. I also am really impressed by your cardigan collection!

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  3. Haha, this is a nice way to amp up a boring fashion outfit. All bloggers should take your example!

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  4. I totally have a thing for cardigans! Love love them! And I loved this post so much... totally thought about a couple people I know that fit those looks and personalities!

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  5. This post was genius! And I loved every single cardigan!:)

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  7. A little offended by the Casey cardigan ;)

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    1. I am a Casey. And I love the name Casey. Only high compliments for caseys :p

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  8. Hahaha it actually is a super cute cardi!!

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  10. LOVE this post-- hilarious :) What is the quality like for the cardis from Shein? I've never ordered- and those prices seem too good to be true--- they look super cute on you, but on their website, some of the reviews differ. Let me know ;) Thanks

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