Corona is easier to come by than water. Embrace it.
I should also note it’s completely safe to drink the water. Just know that you’re probably going to have terrible digestive problems regardless. Embrace it.
Beware of jellyfish. If you go snorkeling there’s a good chance you will run into a big pack of them. If this happens, just do what I do- jump on your snorkeling partner’s back and panic irrationally while he tries to get you off of him as he sinks lower and lower into the jellyfish. Chris loves when I do this.
Banana boats aren’t as fun as they look. They hurt your inner thighs and it’s terrifying when you fall off and suddenly remember you’re in a big ocean and most likely surrounded by jellyfish.
Seals aren’t dogs.
If you’d like to spend a day at Lover’s Beach, good luck getting off the “water taxi.” A water taxi is any tiny boat owned by a local. The driver of the boat will try to help you, but there’s a good chance you’re just going to fall off as the waves crash wildly around you. It’s scary yet thrilling. *Don’t bring your camera or phone with you to Lover’s Beach as it will fall in the ocean. Just bring beer.
If you’d like to swim near the rocks there’s an amazing little keyhole you can peak through and if the tide is low you can wander back into a thin cave. However if the tide is not low, you will almost die and get slammed against the rocks. Thank God Chris always has my back in Cabo. I’ve almost died more than a few times there.
The sun is intense. Put on SPF 60 and a beach hat. Wrinkles and sun spots aren’t souvenirs you want to take home.
While you’re on the beach or by a pool, it’s only natural that you’re going to want to eat and drink a lot. This is totally okay. Just realize you’re going to be in a weird drunkish state by 3:00 p.m. and then will most likely eat way too much, take a little nap, and then wake up around 5:30 or 6:00 feeling hungover. Good luck going out at this point.
Squid Roe is a terribly cheesy bar downtown. Chances are you’ll have the best or worst time of your life here. Probably both.
Skip the touristy restaurants, they’re over priced and not worth the hype. Go into the small corner spots you just happen to stumble upon. The only exception to this might be The Office.
It’s Cabo, you can’t have a bad time. It’s not allowed.