10 Things You Should Give Up For Lent

Following Kendall Jenner on Instagram. 
No good can come from this. Her life is an illusion. A very very beautiful and rich and young and has everything kind of illusion. Unfollow now.

Trying to find the perfect bathroom rug that doesn’t look dirty after one shower and also doesn’t get stuck under the door.
It doesn’t exist. Stop looking.

Complaining about your friends who post photos on social media of their children going to the bathroom.
While I don’t understand this trend, I’m going to stop fighting it. Instead, every time I see a photo like this I’m going to counter it by posting a photo of myself going to the bathroom.

Trying to understand why people you don’t know endorse you on Linkedin.
They just do. Take the random “compliment” and move on.

Asking your significant other to always turn off lights.
One person in a relationship is a light turner-offer and one is not. It’s as simple as that.

Having a clean microwave.
Just let it go. Microwaves are going to get a little dirty, they’re okay with it. You should be too.

Trying to perfect that perfect posed Instagram photo.
You either have it or you don’t. And by “it” I mean the white board you bring out to stage photos. Can we me move on to a new Insta trend already please?

Saying you’re going to change your internet password one day.
You’re not. It’s going to be hj78965jinex445lok23ew forever.

Trying to understand why you still love the Blank Space song by Taylor Swift so much.
You guys, I am OBSESSED with this song. I don’t know why, but I am. I feel like I’m in her video every time I listen to it. Like if her music video took place in a small apartment in Chicago and the hot man in it was actually a dog. Just like that.

Ariana Grande.
It’s time to give her up. Her mouse babies underground need her back.

*Honorable mention goes to Madison County Exchange. You know who you are. We’re better than that, Northeast Nebraska. 

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