Meet Beth Johnson.
She likes Long Island Medium, The Brass Rail bar in Lincoln (who doesn’t?) and Michael’s Cantina. Gross, C’mon Beth, go to Ricardos. And judging by the fact she also likes “Divots Concert Series” I have to assume she’s from the town where I grew up, Norfolk, Nebraska.
You guys. YOU GUYS.
There is a girl who looks exactly like me in my hometown, which is rather small I must say, and I never knew about it! How does this happen? What else don’t I know about? I woke up today in such a great mood because it’s already 80 degrees, I’m going to walk shelter pups in an hour, and I slept pretty good thinking I knew the world. Then suddenly I wake up and find out I have a twin.
Did my parents give her away at birth? Did she try to eat me in the womb? Did I try to eat her? Have we possibly met at summer camp?
Does she realize how awful her hair color is in that photo and the fact she has a long 70s shag going on? Sorry Beth, now I’m just being catty. That was unnecessary. I’m sure you’re a very nice girl. You have clearly bought one of the Talk Herbie To Me “GBR” shirts I sell which I really appreciate.
There’s no reason for me to be a snot. I think I just got intimidated for a second. You have scary slanty eyes that make me think you’re judging me. But I know you’re (probably) not.
So Beth, if you’re reading this please come forward. I don’t say this often because I can be a bit of an introvert, but I have feeling we could be best friends! I’ve always wanted a twin that I could be better than. Just kidding. But no I’m not, I feel like you get me already. This is so us. Meeting on the internet like this.
Our birthday is next week. Let’s celebrate together. We’ve been apart too long. To show you how excited I am I made this photo so you can seee you how fun it will be when we get together. (I’m not very good at photo editing, but I bet you’re not either.) Typical Beth and Tay lols!
I’m so excited about this. Just don’t be skinnier than me. Ha!
PS that means Best Twins Forever.
PSS if this is a catfish boy am I going to feel silly. But it wouldn’t be the first time… (click here!)