Reasons I Know I’m A Crazy Dog Lady

Today is National Dog Day.

But if you ask me every day is National Dog Day. Isn’t that such a parent thing to say? When I was little I would complain to my mom there wasn’t a “Kids Day” like there was a Mother’s Day and she’d respond with a huff and an eye roll, every day is kids day.

And now I’ve become my mom.

In honor of this wonderful holiday today I’m going to get a little personal with all of you and let you know exactly how crazy/obsessed I am with my best friend, Harlow, by sharing a few of the bizarre things I do as a dog parent.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you, I’m a total weirdo…

When I leave the house I say good bye to Harlow at least 100 times. I repeatedly tell him “I’ll be right back!” and “I love you so much!” and “You’re just my little baby” over and over and over. It gets to the point where he’s just lying on the couch with this look in his eye that says, would you just leave already? I’m pretty sure there’s hamburger buns on the table I’d like to eat the second you walk out the door.

After I’ve finally completed the good bye ceremony and have indeed left the house, my mind will instantly go through every terrible situation that could happen.

-Did I leave a candle burning? No, never.

-But what if Harlow learns how to burn a candle? That could happen. Must put matches away.

-What if the TV falls on him because he gets excited and sees a squirrel outside and randomly runs into the TV? Must put TV away next time.

-Can he suffocate under the blanket? No. But maybe?

-What if someone tries to break in and realizes how awesome Harlow is and then kidnaps him? Must teach Harlow how to call 911.

And when I’m out, I will most definitely cut the night short because fewer things are more fun to me than sitting on the couch with Harlow on my legs… Is that terrible? Probably.

Chris and I plan vacations based on what we know Harlow will enjoy… remember that camping trip from earlier in the summer? All Harlow inspired. And did Harlow enjoy that trip you might ask? You tell me…

Yes, yes he did.

Also I regularly sing to Harlow, and make up new songs just about him. Chris does as well (he will probably be embarrassed I’m telling you this) but Chris has a great remix of the Christmas song, “Mary, Did You Know?” but instead is about, “Harlow, Did You Know?” Kills me every time.

What can I say? I really like my dog. He’s my best friend. He’s been with me from moves across the Midwest. To being my only pal when I was the new kid in a big city. And in those tough moments when I got laid off, didn’t make the cut for an audition, or just all around felt lousy. Har’s always there. I don’t get sappy about much in this life, but damn it I’ll get sappy about him.

But I’ll have save that for his bday post in two weeks…

Happy National Dog Day, friends. Spend time and really be with your pup, not just today but every day. And if you want to have some fun, go buy a bunch of clearance toys at a pet store and drop them by a shelter. Or just make a donation for animals.

And now I’m going to put on my dog shirt and have a good day with my bestie. I suggest you do the same.