1. The Silencer.
You check your sound 100 times because you’re certain it’s off. But no, this person is just afraid to hear their own voice and chooses to take vids on mute. Let it out, silent person! Let your voice be heard while you’re showing us that beautiful landscape!
2. The Look How Cute I Look Without Makeup Girl.
“Don’t look at me guys, I’m such a wreck today.” She’s probably wearing cute glasses. Maybe a baseball cap. But spoiler: she’s not a wreck. In fact she’s probably never looked like a wreck in her life. Ever.
3. The Look At Me While I Stare At How Good Looking I Am Person.
She usually just stares. Every once in a while she might give a coy smile. Maybe a lip pout. It’s confusing to watch. And yet I don’t unfollow. Who’s the real loser here? …..
4. The Car Singer/Rapper Person.
Often seen with #3. Or is #3. Or is Kylie Jenner. She likes to use her pointer finger a lot while she’s singing as if she’s sexily scolding someone. I’m not sure why. I’ve tried to imitate it to understand the sensation she’s getting from it, but it didn’t work for me.
5. The Filter Person.
Just can’t get enough of those filters. More specifically the dog one because everyone looks adorable as a dog. Enough with the dog filter. We get it, you’re cute.
6. Jenny Blogger Person.
Their entire feed is just them showing pics of their photos from their blog or talking about their newest blog post. Or showing walking clips outside as they get ready “for another shooting day!”
Gotta admire that hustle!
7. The Mommy Snapper Person.
We recognize their mommy voice more than we do our own mommy. Every second of their child’s life is documented on snapchat for thousands of stranger followers to view.
8. The Complaining Travel Person.
Off to LA again. So tired. Early flight. Gotta werk werk werk!
Another weekend in Paris! Flight is delayed. What can you do though? Airports make me grumpy lol.
Costa Rica is super hot. Can’t wait to get home.
9. The Humble Bragger.
They want to show you how cool their life is, but they gotta be subtle about it. They’ll take a snap and you MIGHT just see all the free shit they got in the background. Also see #8.
10. The How To Put On A Hat Person.
They’re just here to help you live better! Putting on a hat is hard. Do like they do!
11. The “Good Morning Snapchat” Person.
They always apologize for “being so MIA lately,” when in fact they were just gone for a few hours. Most likely sleeping. Because it was nighttime and that’s what people do.
12. The Boring Talker Person.
About 74 clips into their Snap story you start to wonder, why am I watching this? Better yet, what is this? What is happening here? This is the most boring thing ever and I need to get out of this terrible Snap story asap.
But you don’t follow.
13. The Hot Mess.
I’ll own this one, I don’t care. I find it oddly freeing to look like a wreck on this app. It’s fun for me.
There’s a lot of great Snappers I follow, it’s just more fun to call out the annoying ones. Who are some of your favorites? One of my favs is Kate Hudson. She’s just as wonderful as I hoped she’d be.