Introducing, 29 Year Old Girl.
Not a girl, not yet a Super Woman either. She fights crime (problems in her head) (often made up) one day at a time.
She gets out of bed every day before 8 a.m. because she is an ADULT. She runs on coffee and Advil. Around 3 p.m. she makes more coffee. And sometimes again after dinner because WHY NOT.
She starts each morning in her cape (bathrobe) and repeats, “I’m okay, I’m okay, I’m okay” over and over. She stares herself in the mirror and says, “today will be a good day!”And she almost always believes it.
She listens to The Secret and Ted Talks in her earbuds but pretends she’s listening to cool hipster music.
She likes her wine two glasses at a time. But after that she has to slow down because damn it her hangovers only seem to get more intense with each day that passes.
She’s always on the quest to find the perfect under eye cream, dark spot corrector, and most importantly, to pluck every new chin hair that seems to pop up out of NOWHERE.
Like why am I getting all these chin hairs?!
She’s faces the worlds challenges like a true warrior and hasn’t cried in the shower in over a week.
She likes to talk about her “system” a lot and “things that mess with it.” Hummus, quinoa, anything from Sultan’s Market. It’s hard to stay regular, am I right ladies?!
She is… 29 Year Old Girl.
This is her last year in her twenties (as everyone likes to remind her) and she is going to kill it.
She’s going to. Kill it.
She’s going to do something. That’s certain.
**Series To Be Continued.**