Friday, July 12, 2013

Let's get crazy today and roll out another edition of ...

Featuring me, not Seth and Amy. 

Are we really almost have way through July already? Really!?! Why oh why do the summer months have to fly by so fast? I feel like we've really been jipped this season, especially here in Chicago, and I'm not ready to give it up yet. It's not really summer for me until I step outside at 11 p.m. and it's still just as hot and humid as it was at 1 p.m. in the afternoon.

12 year old Willow Smith sings about a summer fling. Really!?! I mean really, where do I even start with this one? You want to know what I was doing when I was 12? Not singing songs about summer flings. Because my summer flings were Dilly Bars from DQ. When she sings, "it's just a couple months, but we do it anyway," that would have been me referring to the fact that I didn't shower during the summer as a 12 year old. Hey c'mon, I was in the pool or lake every day, that totally counts.

This is what 12 year olds are supposed to look like. You want to know what I'm scared of in this photo? Probably a summer fling.

So Justin Bieber touched the Stanley Cup, huh? Really? I understand that Biebs is a little girly boy who doesn't deserve to lick the sweat off of a Blackhawk's jersey and all... but to my knowledge don't drunk assholes in Wrigleyville get to touch the cup pretty frequently? I was under the impression the Cup gets paraded around bars all over the city thus letting any Tom, Dick, and Justin who happen to come across it a chance to take a photo with it and therefore touch it... Am I wrong here? 

I have more of a problem with what he's wearing more than anything. And how did I miss the fact there's a Bieber #6 on the Blackhawks? Talk about a coincidence. 

So we're all excited George Clooney is single again, right? But seriously, really? I'm a huge Clooney fan, let me just put that out there. But I'm also a fan of people living loud and proud, if you catch my drift. Clooney is as straight as Tom Cruise. Isn't it time we all stop pretending and set him up with Anderson Cooper 360 already? Really though.

Has Princess Kate really not had her baby yet? Really!?! I'm starting to feel like she's pulling a Jessica Simpson on us. Hasn't she been pregnant for over a year now? Maybe royal babies take longer to bake? I don't know.  

I'm just worried if she doesn't give birth soon Pippa is going to pull a Pippa on her and swoop in and have a baby first and steal all her thunder. Whilst wearing the white dress, no less. See how I just used whilst there? I heard the British like to use that word so I thought it seemed fitting.

Lastly, in looking for another story for today, I came across this on MSN. com.

Hot off the presses, people! Mama June still eats what she wants! Really!?! Really!?!?!!?!? Well I never would have guessed. Good for you, June Bug. Don't you dare let Hollywood change you one bit. It's easy to eat the poisonous apple of vanity, and I for one was worried June might fall under its spell. Glad to see she's not giving in. Not. One. Bit. 

That's all I've got. I hope you have a really good weekend. This has been the second edition of Really!?! featuring me, not Seth and Amy.

*follow along on Instagram @taylorgracewolfe this weekend as I take photos of strangers and also my dog.


  1. let's talk about how that picture of willow is really just will smith with a wig.... creepy!

  2. A dolla makes me holla honey boo boo child! Man, I've been wanting to say that forever. And Really? I can't believe Kate hasn't popped yet either. Maybe she's trying to teach Kim a lesson? Marriages are longer than 72 days and babies take 9 months to cook.

  3. but if we REALLY want to talk about something, let's talk about how awful Willow's mullet bangs look. ugh.

  4. I think at age twelve, I was still playing with freaking Barbies!! Summer no. And just wait, as soon as Kate pops out that baby North West (ugh) will make her photo debut! I CALLED IT!!!!

  5. How did Kate Middleton not even look like she was pregnant until month 7.5? Really? Really? How does she still barely look over a baby bump? Really?

  6. apparently justin bieber is making such a splash because he "stepped on the head". the head of blackhawk? which is sacred, I guess. I don't understand has so many superstitions. but he stood on the head, and caused an uproar through the sports world. good thing the players weren't in there, they make a living beating people up.

  7. Nothing say really?!?, really?!? quite like a post which includes a mash-up of Will(ow) Smith, June Bug, The Biebs and the royal baby. Excellent post, thanks girl!


  8. REALLY?!?! Is one of my fav SNL skits! I think maybe when I was 12 I still wasn't sure if boys were cute... slow down Willow!

  9. Bieber...I literally cannot stand him anymore!

    I have to say that pic of Willow Smith looks DEAD on like her dad. Creeping me out a bit!

  10. Ha, I was wondering the same thing about Princess (Duchess?) Kate's baby. Hopefully they pick a better name than North West.

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  11. Hahaha I was just thinking this about Kate too, time to pop! And June Bug - what a saint!


  12. The thought of 12 year olds dating is just gross to me. Her parents clearly set weird rules, I mean, look at her hair/wig. And it really does seem like Kate has been pregnant forever at this point, yet other celebrities seem to have their babies overnight. Maybe it has something to do with people actually caring when it comes to the royal baby and not whatever is going on with Kim K?

  13. Oh my gosh...hilarious! I'm so with you on the George Clooney thing...and it really does feel like Kate's been pregnant for over a year. Pippa pulling a it!

  14. I was just thinking the same thing about Kate.....and Jess too, you're right. They are totally screwing with us.

  15. Mama June. Keepin' it real and still eating her sketti.

  16. I love how funny you are, seriously! NRN :)

  17. This is an excellent post. I mean, REALLY! I agree with it all (except beautiful George :)

  18. The Willow Smith part was my favorite. Kids these days are growing up WAYYYYY too fast!

  19. Holy ish!!! This post made my night. Please. Every week. It's a must!! June and the beibs. Just really!!!

  20. ooohhhh willow smith, where'd she get that wig? from a real housewife?

  21. I always have control over the remote in this Casa and APPARENTLY I should be proud or brag about it-- I dunno.. but I am not allowed to watch Honey Boo Boo.. Has the mother really even lost weight? And if Kim Kard had her little bundle of directional baby early, then Kate should be up next..

  22. Kate is still pregnant? Boy it seems likes it been forever!

  23. Really............this was a bloody funny post............

  24. Oh my god, don't even get me started on willow! The songs she sings for her age are absolutely ridiculous!

  25. This was hilarious! I agree with you.

  26. Oh man... poor Willow... she looks just like her dad. And Will's not a bad looking guy but... willow... ouch.

  27. Willow Smith (and that entire family) weird me out. She's 12 and they are turning her into a Kardashian, but say they aren't. Hmmmmm. I was also playing with Barbie's at 12, whyyyyyyy are girls now so old??!!

  28. I never understood the whole Pipa thing. I really don't think her derrier looks like anything special in that dress.
    Thanks for the smiles -xx

  29. Justin Bieber is just...yuck! & when I was 12, I probably didn't even know what a summer fling was..

  30. Not gonna lie, Willow's song Whip Your Hair was totally on repeat for like days when it came out. Justin Bieber just looks like an absolute tool at all times and I hate him. Apparently there's a Justin Bieber character on the new NBA video game, whatever it is.

  31. i have so said the same thing about George and Tom for forever and no one agrees with me, so THANK YOU!

  32. Man...Willow Smith is just creepy! I thought she was older then 12 but who knows anyway.

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