Nag in the Bag

I’m starting a fun new holiday tradition this year called “Nag in the Bag.” It’s a great way to let your significant other know you’re thinking about them, while also trying to passive aggressively make them better. I encourage you to join in the on the fun as well! 
I’ve already started leaving the Nag in random places around the house to surprise Chris and I must say, we are both having so much fun with it! It’s a really great bonding experience for us and it also lets Chris know I am always watching him. 
Always. Watching. 
Let’s look at some of the holiday fun we’ve already had!
Uh-oh! Looks like someone forgot to put away their shoes. Don’t worry, Nag is here to remind you every day until you do!
Where does an empty toilet paper roll go? On Nag’s head? No silly, in the trash! Like Nag always says, an empty roll doesn’t re-fill itself. And notice how I’m standing on the lid? It’s because it’s down. Where it should be.

Guess who needs more quarters for laundry? We do!

Did you get all of the black hairs out of the shower? I’m watching to make sure you do. Always. Watching.

Why is Nag in the oat bar box? Because it’s empty that’s why. Probably means it should be in the garbage and not the cabinet. Just some helpful hints from your friendly Nag.

Booze time with the buds? Not so fast, we still have to go Christmas shopping! Yay!

These are coasters. Let’s be friends.

Are you sure you want to eat these chips? Why not go for some carrots instead? Yum yum says Nag!

What is silly Nag doing now? Oh that’s right, she’s squeezing toothpaste from the bottom of the tube. Like you’re supposed to do.

Dishes should sit in the dishwasher not the sink. Luckily Nag is here to hang around until you remember.

Who wants to be on football forums when you can watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills with your girlfriend? Close the Macbook.

Looks like someone left the sink looking like a typhoon ran through after shaving. Remember, a dry sink is a happy sink!

Time to do some laundry! No one likes a full basket.

Nag sees you when you’re sleeping.

She knows when you’re pretending to not be awake.

She knows if you’ve been bad or good, so listen to Nag for your own damn sake.

I’m kidding.

Put Nag back in the Bag, gals. Go easy on the fellas this time of year. Tis the season.

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