Yesterday I had the pleasure of babysitting Knox for two hours while my sister ran a few errands. And in those two hours I’m pretty sure we did more than I’ve done in two weeks. It was exhausting. At one point he called me a “doo-doo face” because I wasn’t playing “dogs” like he wanted. I told him that was a pretty bold statement for a boy who’s middle name should have been Skid Marks McGee. Kidding. But not really. I know that’s pretty gross. But here’s the thing about toddlers, they’re pretty gross. And if you’re a mom, or someone who has have ever been around little kids, I’m sure you get this.
Knox is a clean kid, don’t get me wrong. But little kids in general are just sticky gooey messes. I gave him a fudgesicle and two seconds later it looked like he had deliberately painted that thing all over his face. He had fudgesicle behind his ear. I don’t even know how. At one point I caught him eating a French fry he found in his pocket.
Oh to be three again.
But anyway, I’m about to do a big old photo dump on you from the past few days. Let’s start with a few from my mom and sister’s new barre studio in Norfolk they’re opening this weekend, Bella Barre. I am beyond jealous about this place and the fact they are going to have access to it whenever they want.
And that’s been a little bit of life the past few days. Beers, lake, pool, puppies, pretty much all of my favorite things.
Now it’s time to write a few new jokes for tomorrow. I am truly so excited to see those of you that are coming to the Funny Bone! Excited/nervous/freakingout…
And PS congrats to Jenna Newsome for winning my bday giveaway. Your loot is headed your way!