It’s 11:25 p.m. last Saturday night and my friend Claire and I are scurrying to the writers room at Saturday Night Live to make sure we catch the cold open. We’re walking down the thin studio halls that are adorned will photos of every single celebrity ever. The hallway has an old musty smell to…
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Dirty Dancing – Behind The Scenes
Do the three of us actually like to dance together? Yes, yes we do. Is it weird? Probably. Do I care? Not really. It usually involves a Friday, a few glasses of wine, and Harlow basking in all of the attention. I’m aware that 99% of people do not encourage dog dancing (or jumping on…
My New Job Title
Big news, guys. I have a new job. Or I should say, I’m *trying out* a new job. It’s called being “a real writer.” I realize this can mean a lot of things to a lot of people, so I’ll tell you what it means for me. It means for the past month I’ve been…
How To Boost Holiday Sales!
alternative title: How To Boost Holiday Sales??? Every email that ends up in my inbox at the moment is telling me NOW is the time to start figuring out how to boost holiday sales. If I ever find one that makes sense and isn’t just trying to get me to sign up for some new…
On Caring Less About What Others Think
And so the question goes, “don’t you ever worry people think you’re ridiculous with the stuff you post? Or that they might not like you?” Not at all. I fully expect that every single person, likes every single thing I do. Because I. Am. Wonderful. ha ha ha. ha ha. I am human, so yes,…
